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[challenge entry] Randy loves his job at the drive thru...


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(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# especially good for serving people in large trucks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# hello!
milkshake please, chocolate flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhh see macdonalds do care
woo for the detail and yay for the all over wonderfulnessitude
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Huzzah finally a KFC server with intelligence
and without spots - oh hang on Giraffes have spots, so it would seem quite appropriate for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# The girls in my KFC
are unspotty and relatively good-looking* uni students.

* Opinion may be influenced due to beer goggles.

I'm really getting rather worried about my laugh. It started off as an annoying laugh, and has now degenerated into insane/idiotic demented cackling. It is rather disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Scare your students with it!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I'm trying to avoid being as weird as I was
in college anduni. No more candlelit processions to the park at midnight on hallowe'en, spontaneous artistic street performances, telephone box stress relief, street luge attempts, or drug samurai music videos.

I'M FUCKING BORED! ARggggggghhh!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Pah! Wierd is the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# It will be when I get a proper job
they can't fire me from easily. Until then, I am incognito...

Incidently, I recommend phonebox stress relief to anyone. If you're in a really bad mood, go to you nearest public phonebox, preferably in a busy place, for cathartic reasons. Ring up a close friend or family, or even a complete stranger if you want. If you get an answerphone message, even better. The just tell them 'I'm having an awful day, so i'd just like to say.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.'

Screaming your head off in a phone box at someone is one of the best forms of stress relief that doesn't involve violence I can think of. Even the strange looks you get from passersby make you feel better. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Yay!
I love that, hello Randy!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# lo! randy
can I have the veggie special please
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)