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[challenge entry] Cosmeownaut?



Pro: He's already used to eating the same shitty food every day.

Con: Sleeps during re-entry.

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(banterist, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# must be
difficult to use a litter tray in 0 G
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# difficult
but fun
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I think it says a lot about b3tans
that you both thought of exactly the same problem.

I was going to say 'mindpiss', but considering the context, I think I'd better not.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# i'm a little
concerned about it, to be frank.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# frank, dont worry about it
we dont
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# pro: won't say anything about moon landing cover-up
con: litter trays in zero gravity
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# and how does he open the tins of cat food without an oposable
digit
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Whiskas pouches
they think of everything these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# aha
spacefood for cats!
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# wee piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# pro: Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# where can i see
that film?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# in the mind of fnord.
tickets are hard to come by, unfortunately.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# It's a horror film
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Sod that, just go to Norway instead
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
pining for the fnords?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# The lunar dust tickled my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# At your local Blockbuster
ohh, um.. oh the terrible falshood, oh, it hurts. Um.. dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# aww bless
is astromutt his collegue?

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Spooky pearoast...
... from about a year ago.

(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)