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[challenge entry] chomp rheaphost

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# purging
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Have you been purged recently?
Did it hurt?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i've no idea

i've slept a lot lately, anything could have happened
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hmmm....
how much for a hanging? i already know a guy who says he can do it for cheap.

i'm a comparative shopper.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:29, archived)
# We are currently assessing the market
for custom ligature solutions
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)
# well it's nice to know you're a company that cares.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# If we hurt you, tell a friend
if we don't, tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ligature?
like æ and œ?
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)
# or maybe
a dipthong or two.

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:36, archived)
#
ah yes - then you'll be wanting fi and fl
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Have you tried
www.cheaphangings.co.uk ? Very good prices, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)
# marvellous
and how nice to see you, you lurker.
How is Otto?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Hello, nice to see someone I remember!
I'm a piss poor poster these days.
Otto has just become a dad
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:34, archived)
# *squeals*

and my, what an entertaining little blog you have going on there, something for all the family - puppies and nudity, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Yes
I should have put a "mind my arse" notice on that.
ah well, hey-ho
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Yay!
It's the Munchausen-by-proxy squad!!!

or...

the MBPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:31, archived)