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[challenge entry] hmm...

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(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Give or take
30 years or so
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# yes.....
Jesus lived longer then about 4 months you burk!
(doppelganger, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Are you sure
you got proof?
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I know, I was there
in a former life of course
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)
# you bastards!
you have to spoil everything on't you!? i was just having a laugh!
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)
# yes
we do have to spoil everything
(moose tequila, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)
# you bastards!
you have to spoil everything don't you!? i was just having a laugh!
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)
# You can say that again
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)
# you have to repeat everything?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)
# jebus never really existed
and neither does father christmas,
yes, yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)
# He existed,
he just may not have been David Copperfield.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)
# poor bastard if he was...
his only miracles would be making the Statue of Liberty dissappear, walking through the Great Wall of China, and floating across the Grand Canyon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)
# can you say that again?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Hrrm...
Chinese newspaper?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)
# You have to spoil everything I was only having a laugh ;o)
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Hello!
and technically, it doesnt say which Easter, so woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)
# i agree - it's good work
a flawless use of 'dick sponge' as well
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)
# yes
nice execution of an "arbitrary swear/nonswear combination" there. He pulled it off nicely. Reminds me of a time in '83 when I witnessed an almost perfect "Fuck Sticks". What a day that was...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Well technically it does say "you will be dead by Easter"
which impies very strongly that he would only have a few months to go.
But as far as the image and joke is concerned it is very high quality.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)
# but all this
bible malarkey is open to interpretation. They could think "Easter? In 5,000,000 years time? Sweet! HE'S IMMORTAL! ITS THE HIGHLANDER! etc."
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Well yes
but "Don't get too attached, he'll be dead by easter in 30 years time" makes very little sense.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# 30 years is a long time
unless you poo VERY slowly.....cos then it could be just 2 shits and that's your innings.....
(mysticmurray, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)
# these people were
mental, though. They lived in barns!. Of course tbey're not going to make much sense...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Excellent point
You win
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)