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[challenge entry] ever wondered why santa doesn't exist?

he does, it's just that this guy gets to him first...

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(hnnrs, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I like
that.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)
# he he
like it
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)
# you did miss a good bash last night.
matsimpsk kept winning though. And it was really cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# and i know
you live in that Silly North, but they had space in the car!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# The East is sillier
by this much [---------]
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)
# And youre forgetting the Midlands completely
[----------------------] (this much)
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I'm driving to Wales today
I was going to use the new toll - M6...
anyone know where it is?
I've realised it's not on my old map.. but I have a red crayon ready to fill it in! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)
# wales
is even sillier!
But can you stop in Hay on Wye (however you spell the silly Welsh place) and buy me some Enid Blyton books?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# This silly [----]
I can't go to Haye on Wye as I don't know where it is.

Where in the UK is nice? I'll have to move soon. I was thinking about Reading.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# no,
nice is in france
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I don't want to move to France
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Come to Worcester.
It's jolly nice and boasts the largest housing estate in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Cor!
We don't have that in Ipswich! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Joking aside, Worcester is a nice place to live.
Fnord went to school there too, as I found out last night.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Ah!
So it's also an important site in b3ta history! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Yes. I have yet to meet Fnord.
Wonder where he lives now, how old he is etc.?

The closest b3tan to me that I know of is lp. And he lives sixty miles away in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Nearest to me are in Lowestoft and Norwich...
Fnord roams the country but lives in Kiddermisnter I think..
He's one of the few b3tans who is exactly the same on the board as in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# In Kiddi?
Bleepbloop escaped from there!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# so did
Razor!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)
# goat lives closest to me
he lives in harlow
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:05, archived)
# don't think they're gonna read out replies
now but you never know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:08, archived)
# stranger things have happened
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)
# and i've
often seen them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# as far as i know
Reading is shit. I'd advise you to go North, but that's just me.
Cornwall maybe? They have their own language according to djdirect..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# They do, but only three people speak it.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# yes they do!
Is djdirect still in eastern europe?
I don't think I've ever seen him sober...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# well
he hasn't bothered me for a while so i guess so ;)
And i'd say he's drunk about 80% of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# djdirect is a nice boy really...
he thinks he's a hit with the ladies.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Come to Edinburgh.
Cold, but nice. And full of b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# i shall be there in a week!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Yay!
Hoping to see you. Aiming to at least drop in on the 27th - depends whether we have friends staying or not.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# :)
I like cold places!
brrrrrr..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# damn nice city to live in, honestly.
You could do a lot worse.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# i've hearda` `lot of good
things about the place to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# It starts around the old M6/M42 connection
and takes you a few junctions up past Wednesbury.

I'm afraid that I can help you no further since I won't pay the £3 peak or £1 off peak charges.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# oooh thanks.
At least the old m6 should be less full.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I never really have much trouble with the old M6
I've even had to use it peak hour sometimes. I just turn up the music and pretend the steering wheel is a drum kit.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Its about 5 mins drive from my house
so pop in for a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)
# a woo
a yay
a HOUPLA
(1, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)
# woo!
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 21 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)