invest in a shitload of paper plates,and use a window cleaning squeegee to clean the table when finished. Oh, and eat in a pub like wetherspoons a lot, cheaper than buying the ingredients.
hang your shirts up when they are wet on hangers, iron when damp,less work.
find a gullible fat bird for a platonic washing/ironing/cooking for you relationship. When really drunk, also an easy shag.
Apologies fat birds, but you know its true
/bigot
(hang your shirts up when they are wet on hangers, iron when damp,less work.
find a gullible fat bird for a platonic washing/ironing/cooking for you relationship. When really drunk, also an easy shag.
Apologies fat birds, but you know its true
/bigot
Ulic hissing slightly,
Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:59,
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