I've always wanted to grow a 'sunflower'
Grow a chin-strap beard, and a 1 inch thick line of hair that travels from the sideburns, right round the top of yoyr head. And leave the rest of your head bald.
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Dr Drink,
Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:06,
archived)
that would be ever so gay
in the old fashioned sense of the word
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estuardo estuardo,
Fri 9 Aug 2002, 9:09,
archived)