It's the truth


From the The 5th Emergency Service challenge. See all 137 entries (closed)

(antonye, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:22, archived)

Mmmmmmm
comfort for only 25 quid.

God bless 'em
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:26, archived)

Is that one on the left
actually legal?
( bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:28, archived)

Given that shes a pro
i'm sure thats not the first of her worries
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:33, archived)

Her inabilty
to give a half decent soapy-tit wank must be one main worry.
( bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:40, archived)

I dont know,
If you pushed them together I think you would be okay
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:44, archived)

er, you did notice
he's called *big* dave?
( iamhyperdog, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)

I'll let Jimmy explain

Know what I mean? Eh? Eh?
No, I do not mean I've been interfered with by Jimmy Saville
( bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:52, archived)

Thats a chilling thought
-much like his mum
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:03, archived)

Fair point
maybe a soapy thigh wank is what he needs
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:56, archived)

If I go for the soapy thigh wank
I may as well go for the well-lubed fanny-wank.
And then go to jail and hell for shagging little girls.
( bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:02, archived)

Best to avoid it altogether then
or wait a few months or so.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:07, archived)

I think in her case
it'll be a year or two.
( bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:16, archived)

I'd need
an almost vice-like grip to keep them close enough together.
I doubt she be able to do an all night session though. She'll have homework to do and/or a baby to look after.
( bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:49, archived)

exactly!
i'd discriminate.
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:47, archived)

Shirley
they are not prostitutes from near where I live, they are far too attractive.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 23:18, archived)