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# OH
my fucking god:

some people will do anything for pleasure

Hands up anyone who's done it?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Nettles:
The desperate bastards emergency service

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Your photo
Well, I think you are very sexy ~ wish I was younger!
(Trishy, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 18:10, archived)
# i can't put my hands up
cus i'm spreading camomile lotion over my tackle with them!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:55, archived)
# may i recommend
dock leaves m8?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:59, archived)
# *spits cookie over monitor* lol
I must suggest it to some gullible people i dont like...

(edit: just realised full implications of such an endeavour and squirmed ALOT)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:56, archived)
# No
because I am normal.
Or as normal as a Bradford boy in Liverpool can be.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:58, archived)
# jesus H christ
i dont think i will be trying that!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:58, archived)
# more of
a sore cock than a glass cock!!!
(billymitchell, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:20, archived)
# hmm... got some nettles in the garden...
wait! you don't suppose this is a cunning ploy to stop idiots from breeding, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Cant wait
for the first A&E couple urban myth to come out of that one
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:31, archived)
# nettles:
they're the new vacuum cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:39, archived)