A swan can break your arm with its wing.but you can break its neck with a sleadge hammer and your opposable thumbs.
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Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:37,
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Have you EVER met anyonewho has actually had a limb broken by a swan? Or, for that matter, anyone who has had an eye taken out by a flicked towel?
It's all propoganda from the Swan & Towel safety commission.
(It's all propoganda from the Swan & Towel safety commission.
Olembe Refuses to write in this space,
Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:46,
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