sadly, they are not people
i find attractive, thus i feel no jealousy.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 5:41, archived)

well i guess then you are a mature adult
where as i am a horny 16 year old who has never gotten any sort of ass

any...

now im gonna cry and kill myself.

like a little emo bitch.
(Armer Farmer, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 5:43, archived)

be sure to be wanking the whole time.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 5:45, archived)

but that would stop me
from being a little emo bitch.

Those twunts are very clean, and never wank.

'cuz they're bitches.
(Armer Farmer, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 5:46, archived)

just think about wanking then.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 5:48, archived)

will do.

godamn i hate people who say "will do"
(Armer Farmer, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 5:49, archived)