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[challenge entry] They're Wicked

and very big in Hull

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(Dr_Seuss, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# methinks
thats nastilly evily woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# I would say that
"Ya dobber"
"Ya rocket"
And "ya banger" were lovely expressions to add to your profile list type thing

then again I am big dobber so I dunno
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
have you been here?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Yup
What I love is the way it's basically all about what an out and out shithole the place is and then carries ads for hotels in the area.
Do you think the Holiday Inn thought, "Hey I bet this is a great way to bring in punters"?
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Quite possibly
but I still prefer it to Edinburgh.

It's blatantly honest, but I dunno how many people would actually get put off....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Whats
wrong with Edinburgers?

good in the summer tis
(treehugger anti-everything, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
I think it's the people. They're 'different'.

Fuck it - rant!

They all have cleaning jobs and call centre jobs in banks and theyrefor think they work in finance and all drive J reg BMW's and think time is money! time is money! so they never let you out at junctions and they never say sorry in the street coz theyre sooooo important with their finance jobs and and and and and and

edit: they also just want to be part of London and everything London does they copy even the road tolls - they'll be the 1st next people to have city centre tolls even thought the city centre is fractional to London, but theyre the 'Scottish Capital' and so the theyre all so fucking important!!!!!!

edit edit: and what srt of city has only single lane roads coming into it, not even a single dual carriageway near the city centre...... And even then the city centre has no parking spaces and and and

edit edit edit: And theyre all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Well
If you want to talk about the people- people here (Glasgow) are a bunch of dirty fucking pigs. They throw their shit on the ground, chewing gum, papers, whatever, have the worst diets, drinking/smoking habits in Europe & generally have no self-control or self-respect.
But they get uppity when people in Edinburgh act "superior".
Time for Weegies to wake up - everyone is superior.
I hate the way Glaswegians act as if their city is so great but take no interest in taking care of it or themselves.
They're like fat fucking kids gorging themselves on pies and not caring that they're a fat joke.
And it's nothing to do with poverty, cos I have seen real poverty all over the world, it's to do with a lack of moral backbone.
Goddammit when I am elected president of Scotland things will change - I will be handing out slaps nationwide.


edit/ though people in Edinburgh are, actually, all gay
(Jesus, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)
# I lived in Edinburgh for a year
I thought it was great, the people were nice, none of the ones I met worked in "finance", actually they all seemed to be biologists. The only thing that got me is the number of young people all after the same jobs, so it's not an easy place to live.

Edit: one bunch of the people I met there were b3tans, who were all nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 2:08, archived)
# over the moors
take me to the moors
woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)