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[challenge entry] Not only are they a band...

They are also a potential death trap!

From the Disappointing Tribute Bands challenge. See all 725 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# grr
oan
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# she must
be very strong!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# well
presumably as they're a tribute band, Lynn Faulds-Wood would actually be folding a five tribute band, because five themselves would be being folded by Ben from Ben Folds Five. You see? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:05, archived)
# *nods*

well I'm lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Lynn Faulds-Wood
= ex-presenter of BBC's watchdog program

Ben Folds Five
= A band

Combination of such
= Comedy tribute band for competition
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:08, archived)
# *resumes nodding*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# "Forfar 5 Firth of Forth 4"

(Captain Slasher, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:14, archived)
# .....
Forfarr five, east fife four.
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# no, no
ben folds five split up, forming the solo act 'ben folds' and the boy band 'five'
edit: actually it's okay, your way could still work
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
i seeeee. So in the tribute band "Lynn Faulds-Wood Folds Five", Lynn Faulds-Wood would fold five from ben folds five?

And how much would would Lynn Faulds-Wood fold if Lynn Faulds-Wood could fold wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Lynn Faulds-Wood
Folds former Ben Folds Five Five
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:12, archived)
# yes, that's
right
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:13, archived)
# but
she'd do it in a wood, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Lynn Faulds-Wood
from tribute band "Lynn Faulds-Wood folds Five", folds ex-Ben Folds Five "Five" in a wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:24, archived)
# is
the pope catholic!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)
# more importantly
does he FOLD catholics?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# do bears
shit in Lynn Faulds-Wood's wood!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# ewww
:)

Edit: Lynn Faulds-Wood gets wood?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)
# how much.....
How much wood would Lynn Faulds-Wood fold if Lynn Faulds-Wood could fold wood?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)
# five
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:19, archived)
# little pearoast
(beneneuman, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 15:08, archived)