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[challenge entry] Accidents Will Happen

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(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Crude
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Elvis Costello always looks like he's a dirty cunt.
I smelled him once and he did smell of cat's pee.

I don't like his little fish teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Do you make a habit of
smelling musicians?
It conjured up an image in my mind that refuses to go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 11:03, archived)
# I also took in a whiff of Jay Aston off Bucks Fizz.
She smelled of Pub Carpets.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 11:07, archived)
# pish is a fantastic word
we should steal it off the scots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 10:52, archived)
# we?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 10:59, archived)
# I'm hoping he meant the Royal Wee.
...
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 11:02, archived)
# As long as it's not the Queen's milky wee.
Hiya Dawn. Long time etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Hello.
I'm still in hospital, gestating my fetus-in-fetu babies.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 11:07, archived)