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# Not to piss on your profile or anything
but there are only two Little Johnny jokes in the world that are worth recording in print and neither of them is in your collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 21:01, archived)
# And
they are?
(Amer3tan, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Johnny walks in on his father in the bathroom
"Daddy ... what's that between your legs?"
"Erm ... that's my hedgehog, son."
"It's got a big dick."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Johnny walks in on his mother in the shower
"Mummy ... what's that between your legs?"
"Erm ... that's where daddy hit me with an axe."
"Oooo. Right in the cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# i laughed too much at them
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Contagious.
Is one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 21:08, archived)