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Im keeping my grandmother the hell away from you

Woo the pic by the way makes feel as warm as toast
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Are you a Vogon, then?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 14:56, archived)
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Well my poetry does suck, and i like shouting, and low slung gun holsters
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I always loved that
'Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop! I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!'
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 15:00, archived)
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Oh the underlying vogonity of the poet is so aparent it really throws his gruff and mean exterior into light
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Have you seen the vogonm poem generator
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# not of the Vogon persuasion then sir?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 14:57, archived)