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[challenge entry] Look no hands!
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(camp freddie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:29, archived)
# someone
has freakishly pointy fingers
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:31, archived)
# fingers
ladies fingers my good man
(camp freddie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:32, archived)
# stupid
fingers
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)
# gah, i'm having a stupid moment
what's the name of the magritte painting of the lovers with their faces covered
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:32, archived)
# also, what's the name fo the guy who did all the differently coloured squares
(1, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:33, archived)
# mondrian?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:33, archived)
# And of course there's Joseph Albers
who devoted his life to painting the same four squares in different colours.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# i am aware there were others hence the question mark but
mondrian is by far and away the most famous (i'd have said)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Indeed he is
but Albers was the most obsessive.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# mondrian
i think
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:34, archived)
# mondrian
it is
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:34, archived)
# mondrian?
mondrian?
(camp freddie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:34, archived)
# oh sheesh you all help him
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:35, archived)
# its called du kus
hometown.aol.com/advansj/images/de%20kus%20margritte.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:37, archived)
# b3ta
has gone highbrow? Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:37, archived)
# quick!
everyone, on the count of 4...

1...2...3...4

HONK
(1, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Parp
!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:40, archived)
# patang!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Spabbadabbadabbadabbadabbadabbadabbadoioioing!
the sound... of the ruler.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:42, archived)
# I'm The Scatman!
Scatman John is dead
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# As is Scatman Crowther
(sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Wasn't he the guy in the shinning?
THink he also did some voices for transformers.
(generalname, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# The shinning? painful
but yes, he was... He was also Hong Kong Phooey or something too.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Meh,
I can't spell
(generalname, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# R.I.P
scatman john
(generalname, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# i
met his niece in a Plymouth nightclub.
She was hot.

(but had a boyfriend - i asked..)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Now that
is a claim to fame.
(generalname, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# ive met all the famous peoples
nieces...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# There one was a midget king
known throuout the land as the twelve-inch ruler.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)
# I have a purple monkey, who is a messy eater, and for years now
I've been puzzling over what kind of machine I could purchase that would not only clean up the dishes after meals but also clean the purple monkey. What kind of machine do you think would work well?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# i think...
PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER
(1, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Thank you very much!
I'll look into buying one of those.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:56, archived)
# mondrian
is one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:38, archived)
# i think it's just called 'the kiss'
i find that painting inexplicably terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:36, archived)
# it's a bit of a favourite of mine
you're right of course except it's in french... Le Baiser
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:38, archived)
# ...
The Lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:38, archived)
# argh!
that's it. why do i find it so fuckin scarey?!?? why?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# ohhh or that one works too
i'd forgotten there was more than one of them

/doubly stupid
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:40, archived)
# er
www.b3ta.com/board/2808264
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)
# that would be the dutch title
then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# oh.
thought you were dutch*, sorry



*blatant lie




(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# i'm impressedby the chicken
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:33, archived)
# chicken
oh you should her thighs...
(camp freddie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:33, archived)
# jeremy beadle on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)