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[challenge entry] In my dream house

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(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:07, archived)
# that hurts my eyes

fucking alcohol
(The Wigmeister, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:10, archived)
# I usually put
the alcohol in my mouth.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:11, archived)
# thats the problem
i've just had way too much


yet i can still type coherently......why????
(The Wigmeister, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:12, archived)
# you're kidding.
in your mouth? does that work??
I've been standing on my head and pouring it down my bum all these years and nobody told me. no wonder everyone always snickers when I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:13, archived)
# are you
a student?
(The Wigmeister, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:15, archived)
# yes.
I'm studying to be a bartender.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:16, archived)
# I'm studying
to be an alcoholic
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:18, archived)
# woo
suddenly aerospace engineering doesn't sound too enthralling
(The Wigmeister, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:19, archived)
# Some of the people that I work with
are rocket scientists
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:22, archived)
# technically
i am one.
we got to make one in our first week. it was well good, ran on water and compressed air.

proper bo
(The Wigmeister, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:25, archived)
# I had this toy rocket
that you would fill with water and pump full of air before you shot it off. We broke quite a few of them when they would hit the pavement! They were a blast.

Oops. Punnage!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:32, archived)
# yeah, it was similar
made out of a 2 litre sprite bottle, with cardboard fins and a plastic bag for a parachute. had to take an egg up and land safely without losing the egg.

we lost ours.
(The Wigmeister, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:36, archived)
# although there is something to be said
for a 1/2 gallon smirnoff enema to give the evening a little kick.
sometimes I had a quart of espresso.
the intestine lining allows for the alcohol and caffeine to be absorbed directly into the bloodstream. better than speedball.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:15, archived)
# but nothing beats
speedball 2
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:22, archived)
# argh!
too fast for me
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 3:21, archived)