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[challenge entry] I have a really small neighbour.

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(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:47, archived)
# talk about bum cakes, my girls got 'em...
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:49, archived)
# long time no witter
hello my friend
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:50, archived)
# hello...
i got your random email! ha. in answer: no, but i booked someone to sing for my colleague and they were shite, i felt pretty bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:51, archived)
# worse than me/Marte?
i can't remember what i wrote at all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:52, archived)
# i think worse.
i was in the next room dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:54, archived)
# oh deary you
what was he singing for, a song presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:55, archived)
# yeah
some gay kids educational mud flap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Great band
Woo for Nigel's guitar solos too, his trademark ones.
(Vega31, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:54, archived)
# none blacker...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:57, archived)
# or maybe
you and the rest of the world are excessive large? hmm? HMM?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:49, archived)
# sure you don't just
have really big chimneys?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:49, archived)
# I'm flattered,
and maybe a little curious, but no.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:50, archived)
# she
seems to like them too.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 22:51, archived)