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# I once
Had a run in with a wild toilet, lost half my bum cheek but they killed the toilet and got it backout again, just a nasty scar now.
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:39, archived)
# being
from surrey i am naturally dead posh. sometimes of a weekend we nip out of the estate and go wild-lav hunting. with my large calibre bog-rifle in hand and my sou'wester on at a jaunty angle i cut quite the figure as i cock a snoop at the peasantry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 9:45, archived)