was my grandad brill?
god blesss 'im...

He noticed his coalfire was low so he plodded into the garden in his slipper and grabbed a shovel-full of coal. He then plodded back inside, up the stairs and poured the coal in the toilet. He never ever explained why he did that... He took the secret to his grave (The wise bugger)!
(Kayozz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

Alzheimer's comes to mind

(Fragger, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:21, archived)

The thing is...
he hadn't or didn't have (or ever have) alzheimers... He was dead clever y'see and when my nan was ranting at him he would deliberately turn his hearing aid down and play deaf to her utmost frustration....

a genius mind...
(Kayozz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

sounds like a line
from the Fast Show.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:23, archived)

What your probaly wondering is...
where did the coal in the guarden come from !!

Sneeky devil.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 5:02, archived)