heheh yup!
then we can make 'em squeal like a pig!
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( rawr isn't really here., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 7:14, archived)

Well dip my balls in sweet cream
and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens. You fellers sure do know how ta make a country boy proud!

Edit: it really doesn't bother me - actually it's interesting to see the different perceptions of people.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 12 Mar 2004, 7:29, archived)

It's not just southerners
but those from "old" families...those are the ones who give us a bad name

yes, i'm from texas
(Motionless Detector, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 7:30, archived)