For when your new kitten just gets too cheeky
Attack of the evil crockery!

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From the
Household Implements of Doom! challenge. See all
157 entries (closed)
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Banana, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 12:57,
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*hastily throws out all crockery in house*
Tomsk, we're going to have to eat out of folded up newspapers from now on.
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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 13:01,
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I can already smell it's spicy brains
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Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 13:13,
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