Don't be sorry
It made me laugh. It also reflects the saturation of American food chains the world over. Very deep.

EDIT: Hello newsletter readers. I expect a lot of you are fellow b3tans who just passed this winning entry over without a woo, or even a yay. I bet you are sorry. Really, really sorry. Okay, probably not.
( magnum, Sat 20 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)

I second that
.
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sat 20 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)

I third that
belatedly
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

I fourth it
I was at work when it was posted :(

Woo! and congrats!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)

Woo
and a yay houpla.
Deserving winner.
( skinnyrake =|:o)-/<, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)

Double WOOO!
sorry I missed it first time... was in a coffee shop.
(Wombat Joe, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)

"Gnomes"
is my favourite episode of south park.

Exactly what is it about shops that makes you feel threatened?
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)