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Hahahahahaha!!

Very Yay!
oooo, CSI is on..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)

bah

bah! if i go-i go for the pixies! damn the chili's!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)

*Looks very shocked indeed*

That is almost blasfemy!*
*or how you spell it

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

again:

bah! :p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)

Debaser!

No-one around here knows the pixies

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

now

*that* is blasphemy!

boo-urns!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

I've got tickets for the pixies and chilipuppies gig in paris

so if anybody wants to watch the chilipuppies I'll probably be leaving before they kick off*

(*may be a slight exaggeration)

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

yay

our numbers grow..

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

yeah

i do

not that anyone cares

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

care..even if you do have dandruff.. sorry."snow"

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

its

snow you bunch of shitfrogs!

do you want the entire pic to prove it?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

unfluffy!
tut.

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

*please note*

that i might not have been being totally serious

or maybe i was

you big shitfrog

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

ARGH!

The bahing is affecting me!
Karoma bahs once: I shall not deny them
Karoma bahs twice: I shall not deny them
Karoma bahs three times....oh, it hasn't happpened...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

dot dot dot

bah!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

piffle

the pixies are legends who almost single-handedly invented a new genre
the chilifluffers are has-been wannabes (no offence)

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

AAAAAAAAAA!!!

THE LIES BURN!!!!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

so that was a tad harsh on the tescos own-brand mild paprikas
but the pixies were/are undeniably a much more influential band

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

maybe

but as a band, the Chilis piss all over them

literally, you should see the mess backstage

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

uh..

suck my kiss.

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

Wooooh

im listening to that now
mindpissery

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)

am i actually :p

switching between pixies and rhcp :/

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)

you're pissing in the wind

history has already spoken
no pixies = no nirvana (and = no chillis)
you'll be arguing cliff over elvis next

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)

oh oh oh

cliff -- sex on legs
elvis -- uh...guh!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)

ummm

when did the chilis release their first album????

*for the record i do own all the pixies albums and like them a lot*

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)

Oh oh oh I know!!

1982 *smugafies*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)

now would that not be quite a while before

1987, and 1991? (pixies and nirvanas debut alubms?)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)

*ponders*

why, yes, yes it would! gosh, isn't that weird?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)

i still think he is right

the pixies have been more influential in general on music

but the chilis made better music (in my opinion of course)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)

*now its my turn*

"bah" to first bit
"wow, it's like, we have the same brain" to the second

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)

i didnt realise

i had my brain on time-share

tho that does explain a lot

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)

Same here

like when people ask me questions

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)

are you...

blonde?

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)

as it happens

no
edit/ actually, yea, a weeee bit, but i prefer "hazelnut blond"

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)

a blonde in denial..

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)

Eygpt

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)

OMG

ROFL!!!1111
]you foundz me outez
LOL!!!11!!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)

i love the chilis

and i like the pixies,

you are a HERETIC! BURN HIM!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

I love you

You're my new bests friend :)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

and remember

im the one who met flea as well

*edit*oooh so nice to have a friend

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

so..

a total of _one_ is it?

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)

umm

yes

*cries and leaves*

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)

Grrrr

Don't be mean you er.....sheep?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)

he called

me names!
pooh!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)

so he did...
ok,ok,ok, desist, the both of you, or i'll um....cry?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)

but he said i had

dandruff!

*Sulks*

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)

b..b..

you do!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)

well

regardless, i dont anymore

complete skinhead now

not cos of the dandruff before you say it smarty

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)

i'm jk. do you find that security guards/policemen follow you around more when you get skint?

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)

yes

but i generally dress like a scruffy bastard all the time as well....

its fun at work, everyone thinks im coming to rob them for syringes of something, well im really there to fix their PC (work in a hospital)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)

ditto.

(only i'm in the morg...hospital for other reasons.. )

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)

oooh

i went there once

wow, arnt i interesting?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)

find

a stiffy

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)

Ok,right

both say sorry, and like you mean it, and be friends, 'else Santa'll give you both coal

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)

bah

damn you and the anti-santa!

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)

*takes big toke from peace pipe*

smokem?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)

if you gotem

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)

aaaa, bless

see? aren't you happier now you're slightly high?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)

as always yes

ok this is the hugest thread ever*

*may or may not be true

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)

*walks away

in disgust

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)

the wheel in mouse is breaking

so much scrolling

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)

my writing

is getting squished

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)

am i just getting fatter? :(

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)

that

we may never know....
only joshing ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)

how small does it go?

thats what she said last night

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)

whom?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)

him

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:01, archived)

him?*points up at very squashed thread above you*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)

to my imaginary girlfriend

not much of a looker, but she is good company

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)

have you ever talked to a girl? (and not have to give your credit card number?)

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:03, archived)

ah ah

dont be starting this again, or no Easter Eggs

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:06, archived)

bleh!

hippy christian type! :p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)

apologise now or get a spanking

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)

at what point

is this going to be one word down the side of the page?

no easter eggs??!?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)

not sure

how about.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................now?

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:08, archived)

never

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)

you just want

that HARD HARD spanking, you dirty boy

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)

and

...with that... *poof*

i'm gone.

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:12, archived)

right

thats it *gets out oversized spanking stick with nasty hooky velcro on the end*
Ok, bend over...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:13, archived)

have you done this

before?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)

some would say

I am quite skilled in this area ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:15, archived)

im guessings its a talent you must be born with

i have never seen a message thread this long before in all my (less than a year)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:17, archived)

perverts

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:19, archived)

Indeed it is

and in my er...month-ish i havent seen one this long..must be a record. wonder what we'll win?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:23, archived)

a trip for 3

to a bondage club?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:24, archived)

Yowzers

sounds like a prize and a half as karoma seems to have buggered off..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:25, archived)

and we were getting on sooo

well

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:26, archived)

It are

soo sad, that is

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)

mmmhmmm

terrible

i was thinking of taking a trip to amersterdam to see the chilis, cos i just went there in january and had an amazing time

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)

Top idea

are you also gonna see them elsewhere?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)

i saw them at V last year

and since my finger is so far from the pulse, i really didnt hear anything of this UK tour, hence why amsterdam may be considered. Tho that would require planning. and money.

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:36, archived)

I believe

there are still many a ticket for Dublin as Pheonix Park is a blurdy mahoosive place.
thats the only way I got them as I left it, er...,very VERY late (ie i only got the tickets last week)

edit/oops, deleted other thread of same basic content..
ho hum..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)

ahhh i was wondering where the feck that went

when is that gig?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)

12th June

and it will be fab
I'm physic and I know this to be true

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)

i'm

so tempted to delere the first thread :p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)

*jaw drops very wide indeed*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That would be very very very very smelly

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)

i'm

a smelly kinda guy :p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)

Nonononononono

You are very lovely and cleeeeeean

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)

normally

i'd argue. but i showered and shaved and even got a hair cut today. woo. anything to avoid college work :p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)

Woo!

See? if you're nice enough not to smell, you're nice enough to keep this fecking mahoosive thread

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)

b.b...

but it's drop your postcounts..wouldn't it?

oh.. :p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)

Ahhh

I have no idea what you mean :P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

at V they were fucking amazing

i tried to get on the side of the stage when they were playing, but even my onstage pass wasnt good enough :'(

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)

Awwwwww :(

That would kick all the arse.
This is my 1st Chili concert EVER and i will be yelling very nice but probably rude stuff to AK ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)

well that sounds like fun

just dont get too drunk, and forget the entire thing, i have done that at gigs i really wanted to see. Seems like a good idea at the time

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

I shall keep that advice in mind

but probably forget it and end up beating up the bouncers

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)

bouncers are people too remember!

just about, well maybe the missing link

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)

My friend

Used to go out with a guy who looked like and had the brain activity of a caveman and she had NEVER been allowed to forget it *muhahaha*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)

the drummer in my old band

was a bouncer and his nick name was buggered

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

fabolus nickname but im not sure i wanna know why he was called that..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)

this

is b3ta -- you must use visual aides... ;p

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

blargh

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

hehehe

goatse :)

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

no no no

no no no no no no no no

i have just got over seeing that after about half a year, i never need reminding

nor tubgirl either!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

Yerghhhh

whywhy WHY would anyone poo on their face???

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

hehe

www.300poundmusic.com/dump/ascii/hello2.html

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

oooooh

*clicks*
DAMMIT why am I so gullible?!!?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

i learnt the hard way

first goatse then tubgirl, and then the video of the bloke getting stabbed in the neck

never ever click

*click*

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

because

you're blonde

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

sadly

its not as funny as it sounds. He was half german and his name was something like bougghargagrgarhd and no one could pronouce it so we just called him buggered. He was a scary guy actually, but i guess secure enough in his masculinitly to have a nickname that suggested he enjoyed anal sex

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

mabye

he didn't know what it ment :S

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

heh im sure he knew

or at least i dont wanna be anywhere near him when he finds out

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

Was he bald?

Cuz bald bouncers are scarier, probably cuz you can't help imagining them with a line down the middle of their heads like an arse and then you laugh and they scowl and you're sure they read your mind and know what you were thinking...
Or mabye that's just me......heh...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

he was

halfway there, but generally (like me) has a shaved head anyway.... but a line like an arse? no i dont think he had one of those. And if he scowled at you, ooooooh no no no scary stuff

all bouncers do is stare, they arnt really thinking anything, they are just trying to make you think they are. especially if you are under age. bastards (not that i am, but i can remember....)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

Heehee

it would be quite funny to draw a line down someones head so it looked like a bum..
..probably..

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

not

as funny as you'd think

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

i'll hand you the pen

but you have to draw it, i will be running as fast as my legs will carry me in the opposite direction

im sure no one wants an arse for a head

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

a head for an arse

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

You would

have to do a handstand to sit down, which would be crap if you had no arms...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

his name

is buggered anyways-so he probably already does:)

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

would have its

disadvantages

like sitting down, no one wants that

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

Well chaps

this, sadly, is where it ends for me as i must now sleep or my brain will turn it sludge.
Nighty Night!!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

night night

fecking work tomorrow, so im off to probably

nice to create an incredibly long thread with you!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

You too!

oh, and not forgetting er...the other one ;)
Hope you get our tickets in time!!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

goodnight

signed,
the other one.

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

*rar*

(Karoma, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)

Rar

is right

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)

OOOO i remember you!!

You made me so jealous Mr Flea meeter man!
But I love you still!

edit/ Feck! i missed me 200 post! and my 100 before that! Arse!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)

hint

if you keep all your gas outlets lit ALL the TIME they cant get you.

but you have to duct tape all the doors and windows.

(Angle Grinder, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)