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# 'least it aint
Tubgirl

*blarrrgh
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)
# didnt i say that the
other day?

evenin' hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Meh, probably
Good everning to ya
I grand, how are ye?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# yeah
not too shabby, they offered me a contract extension at work today, and like a fool i took it!

gah another month of NHS hell!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Yarr
Could be alright
You could bring in brooms and have curling competitions in the oldey ward ;)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# all my mates
are leaving tho :( im the only one who got *ahem* extended

think i earnt a beer today...
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# You sir
ave earned at least....4
but no more, of ye shall be a binge drinker and have a stroke....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# hehe
i smoke to much as well... oh dear

i dont ever drink more than 2/3 cans when im in on my own, otherwise thats getting near weirdo alky stage

tho technically with B3ta, your never alone
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Duuuuude
Thats very deep, in a nerdy sorta way...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# i take it
given the fact that you havent been around here to long, you have never been to one of the bashes?

thats strange, meeting people who you only know from a messageboard
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Very odd
espechially* if you hate them :S

No idea what the bashes you're talking about though, unless it has something to do with pummeling....but I doubt that....

*bad spelling
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# heh
noooo, not exactly

b3ta bashes... its usually advertised on the front page, they hire out a pub/club in London and lots of b3ta people go there, get very drunk and wander round saying (eg) "hello, im Yannn, who are you?" and you have lots of fun and drunken antics
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooo
in that case, no.
Have you? ooooo, imagine if you met baaa *shudder*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Baaa I could take
Karouma doesnt seem to like me much!

yes, i have been to the last 2 and both times got very drunk and ended up going back to someones house (smirny i believe) with about 50-60 other b3tans

then usual stay there till 5am then wake up and get the first tube home!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Ooo
Sounds like a larf! Thats basicly what I plan to do when I go to Dublin to see RHCP, 'cept I don't imagine going back with 50-60 b3tans!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# its a very odd thing
to see 60 odd of us walking the streets of london in a big convoy!

how you getting over to Dublin?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# In le Train
or do they call it the DART?
Meh, who cares, as long as I get to see AK semi-nude, that's all that matters :P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# does that go on the ferry?
or do you live in ireland?

and you havent seen him with just a sock on before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# I live in Chav Central
Ie. Northern Ireland

And yup, seen the sock pics and was very very happy the rest of that day ;P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# i can imagine you were
i have heard lots of rumours about how well he filled the sock....

anyway, oooh chavs, i live near PLENTY of the loveable scamps

NI? probably a little far out for most of the big B3ta bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Awww :(
They leave us poor Irish/British/ whatever the hell we are out

Well fitting sock,eyy? Well, i suppose, hense the nickname "swan" ;P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# oooh i guess so, the lucky boy
there might be b3tans near you, have you ever been to www.4rthur.com ? they list all stuff b3ta people are doing

so do you consider yourself British or Irish? or a something inbetween that is neither
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Hmmm...
I consider myself....er....Iritish, just to be difficult :D
Or perhaps Belgin, as no one seems to come from there
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# well
im half scottish... hence my name is Iain, and hence why my b3ta name is Yannn, cos it sounds like Iain.

God thats fucking imaginative
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# :)
More imaginative than Redhotchiligal
Of all the names (eg MrsKiedis) I picked that..
Ah well, sums me up i suppose :)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# it was a nickname from 6th form
*eyes glaze over* oh you almost lost me to a flashback there

happy happy days....

i like MrsKiedis!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# I suppose
I does have a certain ring to it ;)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# welll
i change my username every 5 mins it seems

but i have stuck with this southpark bit for ages now
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Tis a good name
even if i think i saw it but im not sure and am very confused about the whole thing :P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# i will keep it
for a bit longer, until something else inspires me

this usally happens when i log on at 3am on a friday or saturday night very drunk and change it, then wake up the next day and have no recollection of doing it

it usually makes me larf, so i keep it!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Heehee
Always a good time to do things!
Changed name only slightly for the 1st time in yonks-you have inspired me :P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Tis a good thing!
i like the new look

i wish i could keep some inspiration for myself!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Wish I could help
But my inspiration levels are low at the moment:(
But will give it best shot!
-I wish I had Anthonys hair so girls would wanna touch it (personal fave ;))
-Is a jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?
-Who framed Rodger Rabbit?
-I am the chili's manager and if you give me tree fiddy i'll give you Fleas back hair
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaaaa
sorry internet went tits up

thats some inspiring thoughts there, currently i have no hair at all cos i shave it every morning,

bizarrely a jaffa cake is only called a cake to avoid the tax on buscuits (its crazy but true)

roger rabbit? i cant actually remember!

im starting to get back hair! arghhhhh! plucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Interesting untill
You over shared with the back hair :S

Use Veat, thats what us girlies do :)
If we had hairy backs
Which we dont
i hope
.......
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)
# lol
sorry didnt mean to freak you out!

its only one or two hairs now and again, im just worried it will get worse, i really dont want a hairy back :( (sorry im probably making it worse)

i sincerly hope that girls dont get hairy backs, *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Mostly not
But there's this girl i know who tends to wear sleveless tops and lets just say she has dark hair :S
On that note, did you see that thing about hairy women on 5 not that long ago? bloomin freaky it were
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i dont get 5 here
in a bloomin valley

there is a very hairy girl at my work, maybe maybe....

how hairy were these girls?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)
# They looked like
feminine brilo pads but the worst thing was there were men who went all over the world to find them as they had some weird fetish :S
Oh, and this one lady had a beard and the only way you could tell she was a lady was she had a lady voice and wore dresses....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)
# it takes different strokes to move the world
but...gah.... i cant really see the attraction there

hehe, feminine brillo pads...

i once saw a site which was for people who got off on girls in headphones
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
It is very odd
Can't remember where i saw it (probably here) but there was one for those who took a liking to girls stepping on things
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)
# stepping on things?
ooh ooh ooh

thats

not sexy in the slightest

one of my best friends has a hair fetish (for long straight brunette) and he downloads videos from shampoo websites

i would say he is normal, but clearly he isnt
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# That
is quite* disturbing

*very
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# yeah
we think so, but he is happy when downloading hair videos

bed soon i think, tho i may watch 6 feet under
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Oooo
I'd forgotten that was on
Cheers!
Best be off to bed after that me thinks so I'd better go now
Night night! Don't let your hair happy mate in your room, you never know when he might take a likeing for shaved domes...
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# yeah i will block off the door just to be safe
night night!

ps. i love the 6 feet under music for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# My da
has the soundtrack to it :P
Anyhoo, really must be off now
Good Nighty!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)