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# 'But you don't like hardcore alien sex'
'I said, I want that one'
(Gimbo, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Are you sure?
Yeh.
Really sure?
Yeh yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# "but we don't have a dvd player"
want that one
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Remember the last 4 DVDs you broke by putting them in the typewriter?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yah.
want that one
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# me...
... probably being very impatient at this point would now bash the dvd into his head and run away shouting 'gaaahhhh!!!'.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Are you sure?
You said that the idea of inter-species sex, whilst initially titillating was the tip of a subversive iceberg...
Yah, I know. I want that one.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)
# haha...
... that's the best yet!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# yeah but
seven of nine
deanna troi
jadzir Dax
be'lanna torres

you would, wouldnt ya?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm
seven of nine - human (augmented by borg nanites)
Deanna Troi - Half human (you could get away with it)
Jadzir Dax - I'd like to say no on the grounds she was an old man recently....but "I would".
Be'lanna Torres - another half human

/geek
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# you could get away with having any of the women srom the startrek world
because they dont exsist (yet), unless there is a disturbance in the space time continuum, warp drive should be invented sometime soon, so the enterprise will be around then...

/anorak
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)