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[challenge entry] 'What did he say when I said what did he say?'

From the Pointless DVD Extras challenge. See all 383 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# well
its useful because girlfriends suck at that! so. woo and yay to you sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# tico?
tu eres de costa rica tico?
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# erm
no. UK im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# tico toco
the sound spanish clocks make.
(the funky gibbon, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# well..
erm, yes. ok. sorry for the confusing - spanish-sounding name
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I hate people pretending
to have Spanish-sounding names
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# everyone in costa rica refers to themselves as a "tico"
or "tica"
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# HAHAHA
woo
yay
houpla
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# woo
(1, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Arf!
On a related note, the dvd of Cabin Fever has an option to watch the film in chick-o-vision in which the image is blanked out during any gory bits. It also has a family friendly version of the film which lasts 1 minute 30 secs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# The DVD version
of Freddy got Fingered, had the family version, which consisted of a cartoon that lasted a few minutes and was actualy better than the film itself.
(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I've seen
floaters in the bowl better than that steaming pile.
(Tetsuo, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Ha haha
Its like genius, but better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Ahahah! Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I've already patented a similar system
that'll be £3.27 then

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# 200% Fact
My wife has this annoying habit: whenever someone does anything nasty in a film she goes "But why did he do that?". Not in a "what's the reason?" kind of way, but more in a "How could he do that?" vein.

So the villain murders someone. The victim may even be someone we've grown attached to as the film progresses. But the event is not unexpected, since it is the villain who carries out the deed after all.

And while I'm getting caught up in the whole excitement of the event, my wife sits there and asks me "Why? Why did he do that? I don't understand!"

BECAUSE HE'S THE F**KING VILLAIN! HE DOES BAD STUFF!

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)