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[challenge entry] echidnalada

From the The ungodly love child of X and Y challenge. See all 304 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:27, archived)
# is that
your dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:27, archived)
# yup
i'm a fruitarian- i won't eat anything that didn't fall out of the tree. or get killed crossing the road
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:32, archived)
# aha!
are you one of the "will eat roadkill" variety?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:35, archived)
# or one of the "eat roadkill only" variety....
a very strict diet.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:36, archived)
# nahhh
i see some beans in there that don't look they've been flattened by tires. could he be cheating?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:38, archived)
# you should have seen the tin they came in
or the old lady that had them in her carrier bag.

being a fruitarian means making a lot of sacrifices. some of them human.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:41, archived)
# goat, sir?
Freshly sacrificed an' that.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 23:07, archived)
# i only eat roadkill
and i drive a fast car with a scoop on the front
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Now that's...
COMEDY! =+D
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:29, archived)
# I am hungry...
... however........
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 4 Sep 2002, 22:34, archived)