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[challenge entry] Cave Charva
Even Back Then Rockports ruled the Earth.



WHY WONT THE CHARVA'S DIE :'(

MSPAINT RULES OVER PHOTOSHOP... As you can see :-p

From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(PunkRockFeck, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Why oh why oh why
do the bbc keep giving Lenny Henry tv shows?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:02, archived)
# as i pondered angelfires relevance to the comp
I was also thinking the same about Henry Lenny.
(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:03, archived)
# He came into my local once.
Didn't say anything funny. Just sat in a corner drinking his poncey red wine & being his usual unfunny miserable cuntish self.

Rant ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Well the poor cunt did marry
Dawn French - you'd be fucking miserable too
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Fair Point,
but a hole is a hole.

And Lenny Henry isn't funny. 100% of.

And the BBC are a load of Cunt Puffins for keeping him on our screens
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Jugs you can fling over your shoulders to keep your back warm
is every man's dream.

Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I can do that with my moobs
why would I want an unfunny fat birds as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:14, archived)
# She can do your ironing
and unblock the toilet afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# You mean she'd sit on my shirts
and then go and 'break the back' of the monster she'd just left?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Why,
don't they do that to you then?

*looks confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# No they don't usually stick around long enough
And the turd is all I have left to remind me

*Wipes brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# *wipes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 May 2004, 21:21, archived)
# I honestly thought...
...it was comic relief AGAIN!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:07, archived)