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[challenge entry] Prehistoric light entertainer Godcilla Black!
Please forgive me! I
tis indeed pearoasted for das compo

From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:47, archived)
# ARRGHHHH!
ARRRGGHHHH

classy woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:48, archived)
# ARGH!
THE PENDULOUS BREASTS!



do have lower case ;)

Oh WOO by the way... how rude of me
(Doogal, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# i had managed to miss that
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# doffs cap
genius as always mr bees

hows the lack of smoking going for you ?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# cheers.
hmmmm, last week the smoking lack was making me generally insane, however, this week i am like an angry bear, only with less hair atop my head.....and normal hands and stuff....and glasses. (didn't think that analogy through very well)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# i think i understand
well i hope you can stay off them

if you do i'm sure godcilla will make it worth your while
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:53, archived)
# ARGH
Forbidden subject!!!!
Woo the big scary monster
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# *sticks fingers in bunnies ears*
lalalalalalalalalalala
alalalalalalalalalalala
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:52, archived)
# sorry
lalalalalalalalalala

/joins in mostly's la la la'ing
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:53, archived)
# well im doing absolutly terribly
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:54, archived)
# well
it's the trying that counts


pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I'm managing
But I dont like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Why is everybody quitting smoking?
it's the only thing that gets me through the day.

And it's cool

on that note i shall go for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:57, archived)
# that was harsh

and cruel
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:58, archived)
# apologies all around
I will be available to punch in the face from five o'clock tickets are going fast so pick yours up right away
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:59, archived)
# *collects ticket*

oh look number 1....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 11 May 2004, 14:01, archived)
# I know
and it makes the pub a pain as well.
When pissed its hard to resist the temptation.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 11 May 2004, 14:01, archived)
# you'll be fine

once you get the first month out the way it shouldn't be too bad.

i cant smoke anymore, makes me sick. i just have cigars on special occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 11 May 2004, 14:02, archived)
# random advice
When I quit smoking I put $5 in a coffee can for every pack I would have bought (that's what they cost here) and a few months later I bought an iPod with the cash... then I started smoking again. So maybe that's not great advice, but you could get an ipod out of it!

/back to the lurking hole
(joe stoner dot com, Tue 11 May 2004, 14:26, archived)
# erm...
because if i don't then my gum disease which is heightened by my ridiculously voluminous smoking antics will spread to my jaw, and it will rot off!
Also i had 9% carbon monoxide in my blood, which is horrific!
But i don't want to get preachy again!
as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 11 May 2004, 14:02, archived)
# I was
but dont be sat in a recording studio when EVERYONE else is smoking, i think its one of the conidtions of going there
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Your stuff rocks
and rules.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Bwahaha!
Aceness and punnage - what more could you ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Excellent
If only I could send you a sound file, as I do great impression of her.
"Rawrrr.....chuck"
(Monkey Faced Muppet, Tue 11 May 2004, 13:51, archived)