Now playing in your own home..

..if you live in a shared flat that is.
(
Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 6:46,
archived)
But
everyone knows that someone will eventually kill it
in the microwave in a hangover daze
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Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Sep 2002, 9:06,
archived)