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# *hands you a list of people, a handgun,
and £2*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Errr, ok...
I ment as in... I had my legs waxed for £5, I drunk a shot of my own piss for £2, I apple bobbed in boiling water for £4, I ate a little bit of burger my friend chucked up for £2 (I failed this as I couldnt swallow coz I kept gagging), I got spanked on the ass with a 2" by 2" flaming piece of wood and put a burning twig out on my cock for £1.50. Oh and last night I stole an inflatible shark for the fun of it from a "Welcome Break" service station.
(r3load, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Well done.
You're a real man now.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:33, archived)
# yes I am
The shark just makes me feel special (hes in the passenger seat of my car right now all belted in)
(r3load, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# you know the problems you're having
it's because you're a twunt...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Or Jonny Knoxville
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:39, archived)
# no Jonny Knoxville does it for a company that pay him to hurt himself in a stupid
but reasonably safe way.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Good point
Must be option A then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 31 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# "put a burning twig out on my cock for £1.50"
That's just cheap. This isn't the recession y'know, people will pay good money to see someone put a burning twig out on their cock.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 31 May 2004, 13:30, archived)