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[challenge entry] A short film on Einstein's Twin Paradox (not broken but wrong)

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From the When the laws of physics pack up challenge. See all 348 entries (closed)

(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)
# if that is the rocket from tintin
then double-woo
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Blistering Barnacles!
Thanks.
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Teeheehee!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Apparently...
...I ate my own twin in the womb. Just like Elvis.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# You must have been hungry to eat a sibling!
I was just lazy and didn't turn around when I was in the womb so I was breach, and then caesarian.
Mum's fault for being 43 and me being her first (and only) child.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I was starving.
It was my only option.

I'm not surprised your mother didn't want any more. Her poor tumpsy must have been throbbing like billy-oh.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# And the fact she was old.
For 1986 anyway.
Women have kids in their 50s now. Fools!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Do you think that because your mum was old...
...that you didn't get enough nutrients. My mum was nearly sixty when she had me. That's why I'm special needs. But now I'm in porno, so she can stick it up her bony butt. I'm the first person with Trisomy 21 to be in porn. My stage name is Brenda Saddlebags.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I got plenty of nutrients... they're all in my hips and arse...
... grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# I've had all my nutrients put in my bosoms.
It's tax deductable.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# I've always had my
suspicions about him. And I think the Olsen twins look like geflings.
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Posh Spice looks like a Gelfling.
Ugly bitch.

home.planet.nl/~bodycount/beckham7.jpg

NSFW
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
# of course
you do know that travelling at near light speed doesn't actually cause you to go back in time, just experience it at a slower rate... right?

/pedant
...

/coat
(Hazhar, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Show up yesterday afternoon
and I'll prove you wrong!
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)