In the Future Man will learn to Read the Instructions First..
*my first attempt at animation..

(flibbertigibbet, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)

He should have used Windows Help

(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)

isn't that
an oxymoron? ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)

No, this is

woo to the pic too
( Zak McFlimby, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)

good to see that again
its fecking brilliant
( comrade yannovski - putting the ow in painfully now, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)

Yay!
I remember that - that was a great mini-series that was!

Woo to the top job too!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)

ta
I'm trying to remember the others I did (there was about 4) but all I can find is

( Zak McFlimby, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)

that
is the best frank butcher impression ever :)
( slight yoinks!, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)

That's superb!
Hadn't seen that one before!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)

A bit like Microsoft Works.
Or military intelligence.
(Yamon I have a problem solver and it's name is revolver., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)

or jumbo shrimp.

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)

or almost perfect

(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)

nearly dead?

( Hankster April the 4th of September, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)

Completely impossible?

(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)

Republican morals?

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)

Republican party?

/Liddle bit a politics there
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)

Compassionate conservative?
;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)

Cat Piddle



Idon't quite get all this oxymoron stuff
Best to quote the bard: 'cold fire', 'iron feather'
(wobblyjelly, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)

Semi hardon

( Hankster April the 4th of September, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)

a little pregnant
seemed to fit in after the semi.. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)

President Nader


/Edit: I wish I'd come up with that one earlier
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)

Elton John

( magnum, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)

Yes

(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)

I don't think
"Completely Impossible" is an oxymoron, I think it is tautologous to be honest.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)

I think you are right

(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)

Yay
me!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)

fresh frozen


trying to remember all the lyrics from television by disposable heros of hip-hopracy
( comrade yannovski - putting the ow in painfully now, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)

Have some of my coffee
Hmmmm, Mellow Birds!
( madrabbi, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)

I must remember
to put the cat out of its misery tonight...
(wobblyjelly, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)

I'm sorry
it appears I'm all jumped up on Spaceballs right now.
( madrabbi, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)

If by oxymoron
you mean a complete waste of time, then yes.
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)

He he...


...which would say Woo! But my skills are a bit crap so you can't see it...mumble...mutter..
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)

brian blessed
was considered for the part of doctor who... but they got colin baker instead. Shame.
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)

No shit!
That I never knew...
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)

"HAS ANYONE GOT MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER"
"K-9, COME HERE."
"AHHH, THE MASTER, I SEE YOU HAVE RETURNED."
( magnum, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)

YAWN!
THIS TELEVISION SERIES, BASED UPON A SUPERB PREMISE, BORES ME WITH ITS LACK OF ORIGINALITY, SHODDY SPECIAL EFFECTS AND UNANIMOUSLY POOR ACTING FROM THE EXTRAS!

I SHALL RETURN TO THE FAR SUPERIOR Z-CARS!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)