You are 80% Regal.
Everybody knows bourbon creams are better, and not only this but as a result for you opting to
eat a traditionally whiter biscuit, many of the countries leading anti-racists successfully get
you locked up into... the van of crime, for ever.

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Sunshine Elephant,
Sat 10 Jul 2004, 19:44,
archived)
oh
the curse of the custard cream!
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babery was never here,
Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:11,
archived)