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Here, have a poem (and an image to satisfy those who still think threadwastes exist)

The dugat's the scariest beast
the world has ever known.
He will hunt you down and then feast
on people in your home.

Be wary if you ever hear
his almost silent call;
For then you will be filled with fear
'till your brains hit the wall

Don't make any attempt to harm
the evil dugat first;
It's claws will pinch you in the arm
and all your veins will burst

But that's small compared to the pain
of this beast's deadly bite;
He'll bite and scratch and kick and maim
'till you stop trying to fight

So beware the fiendish dugat
For noone has survived
coming into any contact
with it's evil eyes.

And if you think you have seen one
you'll certainly be killed;
So say goodbye to your loved ones
and start writing your will.

(1, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)

I have

the original dugat picture as my desktop at work now.

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madrabbi, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)

'Hey boss! Why not look at my desktop... oh right, the heart problem.... um... SIX DAY WEEKEND!

(1, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)

hahahaaaaa

I think I shall try that

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madrabbi, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)

Bit

Jabberwockyish, that. Liked it.

(Small Beer, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)

Jaberwocky, eh?
yes, yes I shall be pimping that post around a lot. it took me cunting ages, but lost a load of detail and quality in trying to optimise it. so there.

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