It probably just needs a good seeing to

( Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)

That machine
is all about efficiency. No bells or whistles there.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)

I can see a bell.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)

Arf!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)

Good idea
To sell it. If it won't stay on the scene it's no bloody use to you.

woo, by the way
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)