Im most pleased with this..


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(Pigmash, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)

I suppose a woo is in order
Only for mocking the work FUCK
( Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)

watermelon!
w/y/h
( Paper Tiger, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)

whatever happened to the filter?
I had forgotten about watermelon
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)

they should put it in reverse
convert all fruit utterances to obscenities
(stone the crows, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

agreed
as in:

"oh, today i gave my dying mother a basket of shit"
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

the future's bright
the future's cuntfucker
(stone the crows, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

A is for cock-badger
B is for Balloon
C is for Crayon
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

a cock-badger a day
keeps the doctor away
/fact
(stone the crows, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:26, archived)

it was sunny the other day so i ate a fuck.
i like it...
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)

Dunno, it was gone
quite some time ago though. It didnt last too long. Just enough time for watermelon to be imprinted on my brain with an alternative meaning.
( Paper Tiger, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

and cranberry
zeppelin and happy baby orangutan
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)

of course.
Although I cant remember what Zeppelin was.
( Paper Tiger, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)

neither can I
I just remember it for some wierd reason

although google tells me it was twat :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:25, archived)

cranberry was cock or some other insult
rather than a random expletive.

I'm sure i remember people being called cranberries.
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)

it was cunt
happy baby orangutan was wanker
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)

close enough
although i must say 'happy baby orangutan' i'm having trouble remembering.
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)

MP are always worth a tattyshop.
Tynan was the first with 'fuck.' Woo.

TJ: Anyone know of a bittorrent for series one episode 1 of Spaced?
(Small Beer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)

Both series were on suprnova
a few months back. Not sure now.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

dont be so cheeky
buy the dvd as i did. and i had never watched the thing before. now i am obsessed
( Mr. Street, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

Fair point.
They worked, they get paid. Just never watch telly, me.
(Small Beer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)

reading below
i am now upset because there is the 3 disc set being released
( Mr. Street, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)

here
http://www.bittorrentforseriesoneepisode1ofspaced.com
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)

Good heavens!
That actualy worked! Did you realise?
(Small Beer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)

of course
I wouldn't post a dodgy link would i?
( newg rum n coke, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)