b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 3639717 (Thread)

# I've never posted any of my poetry here before

MY COCK GOES UP AND DOWN
LIKE A HAIRY CLOWN
ON A MERRY GO ROUND

EDIT: Me luv u long time for front page ... alllll night long (5 dolla)
(ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:29, archived)
# that's not strictly
true
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:30, archived)
# yes you have
i remember that poem
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:30, archived)
# indeed
it's at least the third time around for me.

hey, goodsniper, I just wrote you a haiku:

my cock up your arse
it is spiny like a cats
I rip out your spleen
 
I think I just remembered why I don't write poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 5:05, archived)
# and oh how riled up we are... we grind our teeth in fury
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:31, archived)
#
grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:39, archived)
# ...liar
 

this pic originally by WildHeartBaby
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:35, archived)
# hah
that am great
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:40, archived)
# like I say
it ain't mine.

I stand by my earlier comments:
www.b3ta.com/board/3639248
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:43, archived)
# Haha
Fucking cockmonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:53, archived)
# and another thing
[thinking out loud]

I've always valued b3ta as the one place, even online, where you could really, truly be yourself. No matter how silly or angry or happy you get, you can express yourself here and have a guarantee that somebody is going to respond as a kindred soul. I think that's why this place has sustained such a high level of energy for so long in comparison to other websites -- it's liberatory in a way that they aren't. You really can't be who you are here anywhere else.

With that in mind, I wonder why anyone, as they craft their b3tan persona, would choose such a narrow one as this person has? It seems like a tremendous waste of opportunity. This particular poster could be hilarious in real life -- but we'll never know because he's forced himself into a situation where he must repeat the same joke over and over. To do anything else would be a form of surrender. Yet none of us has forced these rules upon him. It's sad.

[eats crisps]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 4:56, archived)
# maybe..
just maybe.. they enjoy being a cunt.. or at least trying to behave cunt-ishly... aaaaand.. maybe.. they want to get a reaction, if they had saved that until dayshift they would have got one.. a very very long one.. involving images, and the word 'cockbadger'
(too many dots, sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 5:06, archived)
# Yeah...
...but why would you seek out a bad reaction when it's so easy to get a good one here? Even people who aren't really that funny or creative end up with good reputations simply by being nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 5:10, archived)
# maybe its the only way they know?
and with that, im off to bed, night/morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 5:15, archived)