but a spoon isn't sharp?!
is it?
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keef,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:48,
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If you want it nasty and painful...
Then wrap him completely in Sellotape and cheese-grate him to death from the toes upwards.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 15:18,
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