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# Dancing queen
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:08, archived)
# haha
that's excellent
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:09, archived)
# Ha!
Fantastic stuff!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:10, archived)
# That made me
wee in my pants
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:10, archived)
# woo
that made me want to dance too

(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:10, archived)
# whee!
i've missed that animation.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:11, archived)
# mm...
advertising
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:13, archived)
# I like your shoes.
What's that you're holding in your hands? Is it a butterfly?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:18, archived)
# hehehe
that's brill
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:22, archived)
# very nice!
i love the style
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 7:22, archived)
# hehe thanks :)
and i'm just holding...my hands. it's supposed to be some dance that has a name that i don't know.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:19, archived)
# the wacky lawnmower
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:21, archived)
# Ah!
I just checked out your profile. I have to tell you that I know a thing or two about the biggest ball of twine in America. I'm not an expert of course, just a keen amateur.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:25, archived)
# ah
you must teach me your knowledge, because i still have far to go. i'm not even recognized as a slightly biggish ball of twine yet
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:27, archived)
# 'k...

In Minnesota, under a Plexiglas pagoda, rests what is arguably the biggest ball of twine in the world. It was the proud work of one man, a farmer named Mr. Francis A. Johnson, who started out by winding a piece of twine from a hay bale around his fingers in 1950, and for some reason decided to keep going.

Word of the twine ball soon spread, and neighboring farmers began to contribute their twine. In time, the ball grew too big to be manipulated by hand and Johnson had to use railroad jacks in order to be able to wrap it properly.

Johnson stopped work on the ball in 1979, at which time it was entered into the Guinness Book of World Records. The ball weighed 21,140 pounds, was about 40 feet around, 12 feet in diameter, and stood about 11 feet high.

Astonishingly, Johnson wasn't alone in his ambition to create the world's biggest twine ball, and faced competition in the form of Frank Stroeber, from Cawker City, Kansas. But Stroeber died in 1974, and although his community (population 800) touchingly took up the task at their annual parade and Twine-a-Thon, the Cawker City ball lost the allure and mystery of being a one-person creation.

Johnson himself died in 1989. There is evidence to suggest that forty years of handling the chemically treated agave fiber twine (also called sisal) aggravated his emphysema. In other words, the ball probably hastened his demise.

Johnson's record was eventually bumped out of The Guinness Book of World Records in 1994 by JC Payne of Valleyview, Texas, who sensibly opted to use lighter and safer nylon twine and a custom-built system of pulleys. Payne subsequently sold his 13'2½" diameter, 41'6" circumference ball to "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!", but couldn't escape controversy over the actual height of his twine ball, and rumors that he received help with his work. Add to this the fact that his ball is multi-colored and is perhaps better described as a string ball, and it is easy to see why his claim to the record is rejected by twine ball purists.

One last detail: the Minnesota home of Johnson's twine ball is called Darwin. Just thought I'd mention that.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:28, archived)
# there are so many ridiculous things in there
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:30, archived)
# :)
there are so many ridiculous things everywhere.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:32, archived)
# ahahahah
I only know about that from the Weird Al song.

wooo!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 4:00, archived)
# I love
Weird Al
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Are you beating iff invisible attackers with an invisible spade?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:17, archived)
# lightsaber practice
*VOOM*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:19, archived)
# Woo!
TJ:

www.b3ta.com/board/3666817

Why does the soldier bending down look like he's taking a shaft up his arse?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:17, archived)
# because
he's taking a shaft up his arse
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:19, archived)
# or
he could just be having a really long shit that happens to stick straight out of his arse
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:23, archived)
# You try squatting like that for hours without a shaft up your arse
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# hehehe
woo to dancin'!



huzzah.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 4:33, archived)
# weeee
I like that!
She moves well for a dead 'un
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:12, archived)
# well done!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:16, archived)
# heheheh
o shake it, HRH!

woo.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 3:40, archived)
# brilliant
I saw it while listening to 'My Sharona' by The Knack and it went so well I watched it throughout the whole song.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# that's special
that is
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 0:21, archived)
# absolutely brilliant
well deserved front page
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 10:06, archived)