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# I love your parallel universe.
How much to go there?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Three farthings
and a bowl of chutney
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:24, archived)
# i'm a farthing short :(
but i have 2 bowls of chutney
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Ill show you a back door
For half a pound of rice pudding and a mongoose
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# If you
have any lint or mildew lying around, I can accept that too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# *checks pockets*
*passes some lint*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Cheapskate


/goes off to find own rice pudding
/realises he hates rice pudding...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# oooh what's this doorway
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

/get's thrown about by the incredibly evil machine
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha

*laughs manically like some sort of crazy overlord*
*hurls pieces of weetabix and prawns at GOS, now trapped forever inside the machine*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# *eats the prawn*
oooh these are goooarargrgrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)