In an alternate universe,
Cows wouldn't feel the need to wear make-up.

(AngryDave where there's RIS there's morons, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)

Hahahahaha
Is she cold?

She looks Friesian (freezing)
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:10, archived)

Two thread jacks in a row....my apologies...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)

bite de verre
°)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)

FTL
Fuck The Lemon!
/coat
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:15, archived)

Arf!
Look at the lemons on that! Phwoarr!
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)

was this not
in a news letter?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:41, archived)

Cows
are all slags!

TJ: This is the way to go methinks

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1100989.html?menu=news.quirkies
( Mykeyboy A Quantum-State Holistic Standing Wavefront, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)

Comp it hard!
woo too!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)