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# It's known as
a 'Grecian Half-moon Spider'. I don't recall the latin name. They're pretty rare, and they're relatively harmless for the most part; they can bite but it's not even as bad as a wasp sting. However you do have to be careful; their excretions are fairly poisonous and can cause swelling and sickness, and in some rare cases can cause residual erectile dysfunction, since the poison affects blood vessels. You'll be fine, as long as you don't eat the grapes.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# You see...
...you sound like you know exactly what you are talking about. You lost me at the dysfunciton bit...

Why is it I can't find anything about this on-line, hmmm?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# erectile - the erectile tissue in the penis
i'm sure you can figure the rest out
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# I know what he's saying
But his story lost credibility at that point. And besides, I've got £1.50 worth of grapes I'm wondering whether I should eat.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# You need to ask yourself
if your continued sexual capacity is worth more to you than £1.50.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# You complete and utter bastard.
What to do, what to do........? I'll offer them around the office and see if anything happens.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# or rub yourself off
after handleing it
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)