we raced vibrators at college once!
the only problem was that we ended up getting tons of junk mail from the people who gave us the free vibrators.
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Sep 2004, 8:40, archived)

These were a special kind of free...
If they're going to say they're open and have no one inside, it's their own problem. Twitching beats pulsing, every time.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sun 19 Sep 2004, 8:42, archived)