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[challenge entry] mitres well faye shit your a dick dick to love

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(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:10, archived)
# groan
but WOO!!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I went to school with her*
She looked better as a brunette.

*Not actually a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Was she as irritating
back then or did "stardom" make her that way?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Must have been stardom
She was one of the quiet ones at school. Apparently she was in my maths class but I don't remember her. A mate had to point out who she was when she became famous.

I saw our music teacher after she made it and he said he understood why they never sang live - apparently she can't sing to save her life. Nice to see the music industry hiring based on ability :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:23, archived)
# good chasis on it though eh!
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting
but I would if she shits on the floor again!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:26, archived)
# i'd bang her like an open door
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:38, archived)
# I'd hate to be your neighbours
if you bang all of your open doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:40, archived)
# i only bang things like an open door once i've got up steps





/sigh
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)
# she's fit though
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:26, archived)