mitres well faye shit your a dick dick to love

( mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:10, archived)

groan
but WOO!!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:12, archived)

I went to school with her*
She looked better as a brunette.

*Not actually a lie.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:16, archived)

Was she as irritating
back then or did "stardom" make her that way?
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:20, archived)

Must have been stardom
She was one of the quiet ones at school. Apparently she was in my maths class but I don't remember her. A mate had to point out who she was when she became famous.

I saw our music teacher after she made it and he said he understood why they never sang live - apparently she can't sing to save her life. Nice to see the music industry hiring based on ability :)
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:23, archived)

good chasis on it though eh!

( mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:24, archived)

Wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting
but I would if she shits on the floor again!
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:26, archived)

i'd bang her like an open door

( mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:38, archived)

I'd hate to be your neighbours
if you bang all of your open doors.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:40, archived)

i only bang things like an open door once i've got up steps





/sigh
( mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)

she's fit though

(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 3 Oct 2004, 23:26, archived)