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[challenge entry] Sophie Ellis Bextor

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(fattyT, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I want to touch her


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Her head is actually to scale!
She has the widest shovelface ever!!

*/hates sophie ellis bextor*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Handy for Satelite tv though
I saw her in Oxford once, shopping. She is tiny and very pretty close up
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I haven't seen her
although I have seen hermione in north parade
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)
# i never see celebrities
other than at gigs for their bands and then generally they're only minor celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)
# i once saw
damon albarn at a blur gig.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:41, archived)
# how close up?
did you rub your eyes in her face?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Can't do that
Damn restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)
# 'tis like a strange
rhomboid mutant thing
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Woo!
and seamless to boot
(I helped save b3ta! PieJuice, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)