( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)

...and we're back!
Welcome to the Dave the Hat show.
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)

You rip the tickets in two
and I'll sell the choc ices

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)

Kia-ora?


it's too orangey for crows
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

I'll be your dog

(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:51, archived)

*woof, w-woof, woof, woof, woof, woof . . .

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

It's great being old enough to remember these things
isn't it?
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

Yes, yes it is*



*no, no it isn't - weeps
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

Hahahahaha
It's great being able to remember a crap animated advert rather than 69'ing . . .


NO!!!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

It's been so flipping long
since I was at the cinema, have things changed SO much then?

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:54, archived)

Yep!
It's in colour these days. And has sound.


apparently
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:02, archived)

That means
I'd have to dip you weekly in a tick and flea repellant concoction :)

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

Remember
you have to hold his head under for at least 8 minutes to get all the little fleas behind his ears.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:56, archived)

at least
I find a good 20 minutes works best.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:58, archived)

Agreed,
you can't be TOO careful.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:59, archived)

Naah
I can't do that. I've been made honourary fwap material today. We'll talk tomorrow though :)

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 13:09, archived)

tuna and mayonaisse chompwiches

( GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:46, archived)

mmmm
that's my lunch today!

*rushes to fridge*

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:53, archived)

maybe start a new board
www.b3ta.com/davethehat
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)

Why do that?
He's already got one!
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

*excited click

Bah!

*truly disappointed


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)

revenge for the cheery robin letter bomb
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

Yeah sorry 'bout that

*never plays with explosives again after being blown up yesterday . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:55, archived)

Arf!

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)

puntual!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)

Arf!

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)