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a trifle hatstand

good sir

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:45, archived)

don't start

or I'll get my lawyer to tiramisu you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:49, archived)

please dont

my lawyer has dessert-ed me...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)

Chevron ahoy!

Afters-all that's what we're here for . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)

sod this

I'm off to the pub to get totally (sweet)trolly-ed

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:53, archived)

I'd come too but my mother is on the phone . . .

Yup, (lemon) meringue . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:54, archived)

the pub is a waste of time,

there are too many trees in the world, I'm off to organsie a treacle (tart)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)

Yes!

Kill hundreds and thousands of them . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)

whenever I see them

ice cream

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:58, archived)

*flies plane over forest

Open Bomb (sor)bet doors . . .

*Wheeeeeee

*Ka-Booommmm

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)

I wonder if my mum saw that

(baked) alaska

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

You're a (chocolate) chip off the old block . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)

you're cookie

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:06, archived)

Aha!

a subtle swap to biscuits, eh? You (Jammy) dodger!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

yeah -

I thought we could invite Gary Baldy to join in

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

Nah!

He's not very nice . . .

How about Richard Tea . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)

he's got too

(strawberry)short(cake) a temper

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)

Agreed the big (lemon) Puff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)

don't call him names

or I'll set my big (kit) kat on you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)

*gets out Club*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)

*(vis)counts to three

*Whack!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

that was

(wagon)wheel-y bad

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

I know . . .

I KINDER wish I hadn't said it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

donut

we all

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

Look at the truffle I've caused . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)

I think you've gone

and I wanted to wish you a Bon Bon voyage

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)

*snickers

another subtle change . . .

You big (Mal)teser . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)

I think you'll find you (dime b)ar wrong

kit kat is a biscuit too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

mars-t you have this argument

every time?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)

he keeps accusing me of

changing topic

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

I'll put a bounty out on his head

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

What a Marathon pun contest . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

b twix birth and death

all we have to do is pun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:42, archived)

Yeah

gives me the munchies though . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

Dave

revels in them...
AH GODAMMIT I'm out

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)

I've got (chocolate but)tons left!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)

you think so

but when it comes to the crunch(y) you haven't got the (fruit and) nut s for it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)

Id' be (turkish) delighted to prove you wrong!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:58, archived)

you think I've run out

but I've got (Thorn)tons(continental) left

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)

you think you're so

smart(ies)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:52, archived)

Yup a real (creme) egg-head

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)

then you should

(Kinder)Maxi mise the size of your hat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:46, archived)

not me, it was TERRY(s)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)

no don't

he's a terrible bour(bon)

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)

always yakking on about hob-nobbing with the rich (tea) and famous

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)

I was going to go for a run,

but I left my kit (kat) at home

ha ha ha BOTH uses!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)

You'll have to do it in your vest and pants

Hahahah, You'll look a right fruit (and nut)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

is that some kind of a

dair(y milk)?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

I would, but I'm already tired

I think I'd probably just Flake out

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

Quick, he's going to faint!

Give him some AER(O)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)

I am feeling a little

(mars de)light headed

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)

Hur Hur! She's going to faint

keep looking it's in there somewhere . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)

that had me in

(reeses) pieces

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:48, archived)

I wee'd myself

because I'm (Thorntons)in-continent(al selection)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:51, archived)

Yorkie-n

today

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)

He revels in it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

That's the (Milky) way to do it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)

what a

pavlova...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

Ouch!

That (youg)hurt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

mousse-t

you point it out??

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)

It's my du-(CREAM)TEA

That was bad! don't worry, scone now . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)

cheese(cake)

are getting really bad

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)

(s)OUF(lle)!

I agree!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)

(mince) meat oo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)

How (ST)RUDE(L)!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)

you'll

(danish)pa(str)y for that Hatman!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

Yeah! Make me!

*thinks This would make a great COMPO(TE) . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)

that one was really below

par(fait)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:36, archived)

(SABA)YON and who's army . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:45, archived)

*gives Prof Hitlis

Arf! that'll give him a spotted dick . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:51, archived)

I can covery it up

with a sticky (bun) plaster

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)

Yeah but what happens when you get a stiffy?

The plaster'll come off when you start to rice (pudding)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:14, archived)

but how will he

(ta)pi(oca)?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

Are you pudding me on?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:49, archived)

so you spotted

(dick)it then eh?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:52, archived)

I've done that!

You really should check before you Jam (sponge) a pun in . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:53, archived)

BAN SWISS(roll)

SICK FILTH NOW!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:55, archived)

Agreed!

I'm totally (cheese) board of this

OK, OK, it's not technically a pudding . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:56, archived)

it's a

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)

Punaraaaannnnhhhddd!

...

...

...

Nahhhhh! still ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)

ha ha ha

I finally see you (apple) crumble under the pressure

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)

not me

I can Rol(y poly) 'em out all day

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:01, archived)

yes but this time

victori(a sponge) will be mine!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

Fudge off!

I'd rather die(t) first!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

its ok

I'm a non-profit(eroles) organisation!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)

Bloody Sponger!

*blows raspberry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)

you'll give him the

(cream) horn

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:08, archived)

don't be a (cream) puff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)

I think I might go to bed now

last one to leave the board please turn off (angel) delight

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

Sleep well

I hope you wake up (creme) Fraishe as a daisy . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)

that's got me in a right

flap(jack)
love-custard everywhere

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)

I think we should be quite proud of ourselves

this year our company has achieved a massive (apple) turnover

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)

suet

dude

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

Yeah that'll get the board shitting themselves

(chocolate) logs everywhere . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

I think we're going to miss making the hour

but only (mango) jus t

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

Don't be sylla(bub)!

loads of time . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

you'll try

but one day your shoes will wear thin and you'll have to go to see the (peach) cobbler

tenuous

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)

I (d)eclair that tenous is OK by me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)

good

because all of this reminds me of that song by Vanilla Slice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)

'Play that funky (chocolate) Mousse-ic . . .

already used

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)

(creme)

brulee-ant!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)

we've been doing this for ages

deserts are obviously a subject close to our (apple t)arts

this was started at 9:45 - that's a whole half hour of punning...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)

for me its all about personal

(knickerbocker)glory!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)

I thought I torte you

to be humble!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)

it's a bit (choco)late

for that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)

Ahh!

Puns are bread and butter (pudding) to me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

(cara)me(l)

too!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)

Mmmm!

My nan loves caramel. Once GRANITA whole one to herself . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)

ooh

lardy(cake)-dah!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)

Well

she's from Eccles, but she can Bakewell

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)

I'll learn my lesson

sundae...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)

To the pure . . .

all things are puree . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)

soon this will fall off the bottom of teh board

then it'll be time to (banana) split

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)

we'll have to macaroon

of our own soon...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)

That was rubbish!

it fell as flat as a pancake!

Tosser!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)

*eccles DTH*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)

I can't remember what we've already used

*checks back among the (black fo)rest of the puns

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)